Calvin Harris Invented Disco. No, Calvin Harris Reinvented Disco. He was Marks and Spencers' Champion Shelf-stacker Two Years Running. He Made his Debut Album Fuelled by Chicken Breast Fillets. He Knows the Whereabouts of Alex Kapranos' Secret Studio-hideaway-laboratory-home Cuz It's Quite Near his Own Place in Dumfries. Calvin Harris's Debut Album, with the Subtle Title "i Created Disco", Cost Nothing to Record. He Fashions Future-disko Using an Ancient Amiga Computer and Is, Right Now, (Literally) Knocking Together a Stonking Live Set Using Mdf and 204 Samples.