““ Life takes us by surprise and orders us to move toward the unknown -even when we don't want to and when we think we don't need to.””
"" You cannot avoid pain, but you can choose to overcome it. ""
my name's Kaitlyn. the K and the Y are in there because it makes for a "strong" name ... that's what my mother tells me. It means pure. I'm pure hearted. I have this hard shell but once you get past that you'll get about 9 other shells... and one of them is actually fluffy ! so you'll be stuck on that one for a while. I'm too openminded. enough to get me introuble and enough to argue with myself constantly. I am stubborn, but only if it's because you are close minded. I enjoy doing random spontaneous bull shit such as jumping out of planes and driving without a license. I get in trouble... ALOT. but for some reason i always have good intentions behind getting in trouble... unless i don't. i rather listen to a record player than an ipod... doesn't skip as much even though my record player all of a sudden started skipping just now. i like putting people in shopping carts and pushing them with my car. i strongly enjoy drinking, but i know my limits. i don't black out minus that one time at senior week and i don't do stupid things minus that one time i went streaking through my apartment complex... oh wait, nvm. i was sober. sometimes i can be funny. usually when im really really mad im the most hilarious person ever. if im trying to be funny... its aweful. no stand up for me. theres only a few things i hate. when people are slow getting ready, when they point in front of me, when they make assumptions about me, and journey. i can't spell and don't care. i also am too behind on television to actually know what tv show you are talking about except for the following: Dexter, UK skins, some jershey shore, and how i met your mother. i have a major case of insomnia so text me when you can't sleep because I'm pretty interesting to talk to if you open up to me. I'm awesome. pretty much how i feel. I'm very real well minus my first impression and possibly my second. the first time you meet me theres a 78 percent chance that i'm going to be very shy and sit in a corner and laugh awkwardly and then you will make the assumption that i watch anime. which is fine. in fact im trying to get into it along with starwards d&d and magic cards.... its not working. i wish i was a nerd. but instead i rather play basketball or soccer jam out to some moorcheba- trigger hippie and play pranks on people such as covering the entire floor with butter so they can fall mwahahahaha. no but seriously i'm very shy but in about 3 hangouts im going to be the opposite of that. and i may possibly annoy the shit out of you. ommmgggg. "so give me a light, so give me a drink, give me a reason to feel what i think."
i don't believe in God but i think its awesome that you do. i just took too many science classes for that. but apparently theyre saying that science might be able to back up the theory of God. but since theres more planets than stars and god only created "us" persay... i don't see that happening. i think im going to follow the religion of voodoo... okay im lying that shit freaks me out. persay is spelled wrong isn't it? meh.
my favorite activity is skateboarding in the pouring rain. my idea of a perfect date is a case of beer pizza and some left for dead. i hate calling people from india to get my stuff fixed. my phone doesn't get service. this computer i'm on is a bunch of parts gathered over 3ten years put together. my key board is colored orange with marker. don't be fooled... it doesn't look good. my xbox won't connect to its controller and the thought of me getting a job to afford one is hilarious.
when people are around me i think i suck in all their bad luck .... and they have good luck... and i get caught on fire. which is fine. because in a way. it's kind of funny. the chances of me going outside and not getting arrested are very slim. or crossing the street and not getting hit by a car... lmao yeahhh.... about that.
im too honest for my own good. i suck at playing games in relationships. i used to be pro. in fact i used to be a huge player. but then i grew up. because i realized that having a boyfriend was a pain in my ass so having two... thats like suicide. when im in a relationship i do it right, but they like fuck it up. girls ruin my reputation. i don't hang out with them.
i hate when people poke me on facebook. i really felt like i got poked. highly offended.
i love ocean water but not sad. who ever says they like sand is lying. speaking of sand! did you know it makes up most of the taco bell meat? yeahhh ive worked there for 5 years. and i just found out last week lmao. i knew there was a reason i didn't eat it. my favorite food is hot wings. but i never order them on a date. self explanatory. i can cook some awesome food... but i never feel like it. if i cook for you i must seriously like you and feel comfortable around you.
i dance dirty. but i don't play dirty. what?
i really like the sound of crackeling fire and an opening beer can. i hate the word whore or slut and feel that there is no place in them for society. so im super weird and i think its because 1. i never watched tv growing up 2. my life experience is off the wall 3. im just super weird 4. i can't follow society. i don't diet. but i randomly run like 10 miles a day sometimes. out of every "weight loss" program the wii has worked the best.
i don't care what girls say but i don't like d-bags or jerks. i like super nice guys with a super cute butt and a nice smile :) one that will bring me flowers and one that i can spoil with dinner and blue berry muffins! i love to cuddle except in the morning. i need my space woman!
im seriously looking into purchasing a cop car so i can follow people and make them nervous. and the sirin! zomg the sirin! is that spelled wrong! zomg is that spelled wrong! i hate wearing shoes. i lose them all the time. in other peoples houses! so i just walk in with no shoes. 5. im weird because i walk in with no shoes.
okay things i love. i love my pet unicorn. and im totally lying. idon't have a pet unicorn. now i feel guilty for lying. i feel guilty when i do weird things like sell my wii . someone bought that for me for christmas and i sold it. or the fact that i didnt wish my dad a happy fathers day. not because im a jerk or because hes a bad dad but because i couldnt find the right time to say it. i should have just said it! i love guys that dress sgangster but aren't actually one. guns scare the shit out of me. i don't trust people how in the world am i going to trust someone with a gun. okay back it up some i have serious trust issues. like i trust everyone. i believe no one is going to hurt me. and i believe that everyone is great. and for some reason when i get screwed over i still trust them!!! i think its because i trust myself so i can't comprehend the fact that someone might hurt me. why would they do that? im not going to sit around and plot and plan how to hurt you.
i hate when people aren't ready for relationships. how can they not be ready? so someone hurt them but someone even better is here ? they must just not be interested because thats a shitty excuse.
i really love cursing. and i know i should do it but i love it. it makes me feel like a rebel. i won't curse at you. and it usually wont be a really bad word. so i consider it okay. i love when people texts when i hang out with them because it means i can text too.
i love kites except for when i let it go by accident ... its so sad. i love the helium in balloons i think you know why. i love the smell of vanilla candles and i love being 21. i dislike bars because too many guys are trying to get on my twat. then the weird ones from india or spain that are harry and 7 feet tall totally twat block me from the sexy gangster boy in the corner with the 6 pack and beautiful eyes. he always goes home with the anerexic blonde. gross.
i love camping fishing partying dancing screaming swimming skinny dipping. i love those. those things . yes. when im 80 im going to do the following: steal a giraff out of the zoo put it in my convertible next to me. its going to have snow goggles on. then im going to put up loud rap music "fuck the police" and speed. and go on some wild police chase. and then when they pull over im just not going to know what even happened. i thought the giraff was a puppy! then im going to do lsd. why not? im 80 BUT im baking it into a pink cake shaped like a heart. so thats my game plan :)